Dear Auntie
I'm in agony
I've fallen in love
with the mum of my cousin
yeah the twin of my mother
and then to cap that
so has my brother
he's fallen in love
before you get thinking
that that can't be to bad
I've just discovered
that so has my dad
he's fallen in love
Dear auntie
it's agony falling in love.
they're now always fighting
my pop and my mother
when they're doing that
I'm fighting my brother
We say we are all doing it
for the sake of our aunt
our maxim our mantra
our scientologists chant
Dear auntie
I'm in agony
And i'm no longer in love.
