Art criticism

If we say it’s art, it’s art
Even if it ain’t
We have no preconceptions
Of canvases and paint
We don’t piss in our urinals
We don’t piss about at all
We’re so rich we don’t do much
In fact we do piss all.

We are the Brit art babies, we are the Britart pack
We only do cocaine now, we’ve given up on smack
We charge such stupid prices when half the world is broke
But we have to find the money to pay for all that coke.

If Jopling says it’s art, it’s art
Serota says hooray
Saatchi counts his money
While he discounts old Man Ray
What once was Dali’s lobster
Or Howard Hodgkin’s verve
Is now lost in a bucket of shit
The cunts have got a nerve.

We are the brit art babies…etc

Paul Simon said is Art in
Knocking on the door
Tracey said without a blink
Art don’t live here anymore
We are property developers
We are proper people now
Why don’t you try the stuckists?
Why don’t you fuck off… Ciao

We are the brit art babies…etc